On the way to the office this morning, I rear-ended a car.中文版本：
Somehow I knew it was going to be a bad day.
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf.
He looked at his dented car and then looked up at me and said, "I am not happy."
I said, "Well, which one are you then?"
That's how the fight started...
他生气地仰望着我，说：“I AM NOT HAPPY.”