I AM NOT HAPPY

一个冷笑话：

On the way to the office this morning, I rear-ended a car.
Somehow I knew it was going to be a bad day.
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf.
He looked at his dented car and then looked up at me and said, "I am not happy."
I said, "Well, which one are you then?"
That's how the fight started...

中文版本：

今天，偶开车追尾了。
前车司机从车上跳下来时，我发现——是个侏儒。
他生气地仰望着我，说：“I AM NOT HAPPY.”
我差点乐出来了：“那你是哪个？”
战争不可避免地开始了。

关于童话：

《白雪公主》中的七个小矮人分别是Doc、Bashful、Sleepy、Sneezy、Happy、Dopey、Grumpy。

#中文版摘自煎蛋